Elmo Is a Gangster

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Dorothy walks down the street smoking a blunt then he see's elmo.
"Yo what up homie!"

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Dorothy put the blunt away because he is a fish nd he is not aposed to somke before the show. Elmo said to Dorothy "Smokin is bad for you we are aposed to teach the kids good things. If we teach them to somke than everyone will go dumb. So you should quit."

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"No go the hell you big buluga whale. I teach the kids shyt they need to know!" Dorothy said swimming in circles.

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"Thats not the right thing to do i dnt wnt babies to be pot heads." Elmo yells to Dorothy

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"Why! They do shyt like that all the time." Dorthory says with cofidence...then smiles. "I just encourage it."

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"Bra it anint even funny. Unlyk you i care for the childern. Your such a Bitch." Elmo tells Dorothy

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"Ohhhhhhhh! Mr. Elmo said a bad words and if you forgot the live film already rollin!"

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"My B- bra you need to chill with the smokin."Elmo says calmly

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"Whatev man just do what you got a do for the lil kids I'll just sit in this bowl and say nothing like always." Dorothy starts to just swim in circles and blow bubbles like a fish normally does.

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"Bra you knw that if u wernt on the show it only be me nd Mr.Noodel in this room nd that aint happen"

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"Yea we all know what happened last time....R.A.P.E!!!"

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"No not even it just felt aquward between us cuz well it just didnt fell right!"

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Dorothy smirks. "What cuz the beetch can't talk and he lives in an effen door."

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'No itz just cuz he dnt tlk so it gets hard to understand him!"

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"Why I think he's does a swell job at work," Drothy argues. Deep down inside he wanted to plan Mr. Noodle's demise!!!!

[<3SnowBunny<3]

"Bra your so mean i wouldn't do that!" Elmo yells to Dorothy

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"Ohmygawd you can read minds...how did you know..." Dorothy said surprised..."Man I should really lay off the drugs."

[<3SnowBunny<3]

"Yeah i told you maybe it is the best thing or you. Thank you for listening to me."

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Dorothy stared at Elmo in an akward silence. "Man you really touched my heart....But naw im not gonna stop."

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"good aint that wat ima posed to do!" Elmo says excitedly to Dorothy

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"Thank-you for changing me...now want a ciggarette," Dorothy said holding up a Marborol 100 menthol.

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"Naw Bra im good i think we should get the show started nd teach the kids the letter nd number for the day. Letter- D Number- 15!!!!"

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"Alright before we start we need to rehearse." Dorothy said clapping his fins. "Kids the letter of the day is D which stands for Damn and the number 15 is for not becoming Jail bait no more so do what you want." Dorothy starts laughing.

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"I mean educational things not dumb stuff like that, they are only lil kids they wont understand wat u r sayin put more effort and thought in to it." Elmo says controlingly

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"Fine," Dorothy sighs "I'll just be quiet like always..."

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